Will you recommend a book for me to read? I am a gentle bloke, romantic and with a taste for adventure?

No guns or knives or blood and defiantly no . I want petticoats and hot smouldering looks, Irate fathers and walks in the park. Hot plum pies and flour on her cheeks and elbows with a wisp of hair across her face.And of course it has to be set in 2009. If you don't know of one then will you write one for me? In return I will compose a sonnet to you.